tales and dreams are the shadow-truths

that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot.

So, welcome to my mind spaceship, because who needs a palace when you can have my dimensionally transcendental Firefly class blog of all things geek and sundry? Yeah.

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About Me:I'm a zookeeper. At Camp Sternberg. Likes: Star Wars, animals, Semitic languages, HTML (one of the reasons behind this profile's constant editing), math humor, chocolate, physics, anything by Tolkien, hats--especially fezzes. Because they're cool. I'm an amateur flutist (i.e., still in the second chapter of Flute for Dummies) and damn what you say about David Tennant--I'm firmly on Team Eleven. General geek.

About my blog:The word "blog" is defined as "A Web site containing the writer's...own experiences, observations, opinions, etc., and often having images and links to other Web sites." Aha. Well, lovely as tumblr is, it's less of a blogging site than a reblogging site. Also, there's more porn. So in order to keep an actual, journal-esque, dictionary-definition, slightly safer for work blog, I keep the fair I Hope They Have Toilets in Imladris. I probably won't be doing that much posting (I've never been good at keeping journals), but check the link every so often in the event that you want to go thumbing through my life.

Where else am I? If you become such a big fan of me that you want to find me on other sites as well, I can be found on YouTube and Twitter under the same username.

A final warning:I troll. A lot.

SHERLOCK DISCLAIMER: You will find a lot of Benedict Cumberbatch on this blog, but I am not a Cumberbitch. I am a fan of the Arthur Conan Doyle stories and the BBC series, an interest which naturally leads to a lot of Cumberstuff. That is all. You will also find quite a bit of Johnlock on this page. I do not ship Johnlock. I merely recognize the unbelievable amount of UST present in that universe. Basically: eye sex=yea, real sex=nay.




Oh, and don't pay much attention to the hit counter. It gives only the vaguest idea of the number of visits to my profile, because every so often I'll change it without paying any attention to the number of hits, simply restarting it at 1895.